Sleeping in. Ahh, the joy that comes to just think of those two wonderful, beautiful words. Oh, what two words could be better? (Except if you count ice cream then that may just be a problem there…) To have the incredible satisfaction of not having to get up early and being half asleep while getting ready for the day. I tell you, I do if I could sleep as long as I could, I would sleep and sleep and sleep some more, not getting up for anything, anyone, nothing, nada, zip! Oh, the one dreaded word that I refuse to say, nope won`t ever, never, ever, say it! It keeps me from my peaceful sleep. Just to think of the word, oh, yes it is true nothing I can do will stop it from haunting me, threatening, my beautiful, wonderful, slumber! To hear it, say it, or even think it, anything of the sort haunts my sleep. Please do not even think it, for if you are quite like me, you will never wish for anything in the world but to have one night of a peaceful slumber. Oh, please don’t make me talk of this any longer for I will move on to a more pleasant topic, yes, let’s do! As I was saying before, to think of sleeping in, oh could it be, the wonderful, magical calling of sleep, do you hear it? Oh join me in a wonderful slumber. What?!! Of course you can sleep, just close your eyes and dream of magical things. Is that so, well here listen to me I will indeed tell you all the… joys of sleeping in! You can dream of magical things such as beautiful rainbows and fluffy unicorns. You can dream of eating chocolate all day and night. You can dream of watching TV or reading your favorite book for as long as you like. You can dream of whatever it is your heart desires to dream about and nothing can stop you, well, except… let`s not go there, ok?! Ok, good now where was I? Ahh, yes wait, what! Oh, no, no, no, no, no! I will not tell you, trust me you don’t want to know the name of the dream stealer! No!!! Absolutely, positively, not! It will only hurt you and your mind! It will only threaten the very slumber you wish to seek. Nooo, you must stop! What is that you will let me sleep in if only I tell you. Well, I guess I can tell you… school, wait nooooo you deceiver you will never live to see another day!!! Ahhhh, I am extremely tired I think I could just fall ahhhhh, asleep! Good Night!
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